Article 13: The Wingman Clause

Article 13: The Wingman Clause

All Bros shall dub on of his Bros his Wingman

Wingmen are critical to the success of a Bro's night out. Sometimes just being awesome by yourself doesn't work all the time, and that's why bros have wingmen.

A wingman is any bro who is chosen to help another bro to score with chicks, he may be genetically related, related by adoption, or completely unrelated at all, it pretty much doesn't matter as long as you follow these guidlines:

• Make sure your wingman isn't more attractive than you. 
• This may end in a reversal of roles which can be extremely annoying for the point man (bro trying to score)
• Make sure he is a close friend who knows your strengths and weaknesses
• Having a close friend as your bro increases the chance that he will spot a chick that is good for you. Plus, he will keep you from doing anything too stupid
• Make sure he isn't afraid to embarrass himself
• A wingman like this will go kamikaze for you and think nothing of it
• Make sure he is awesome.
• If a wingman isn't awesome, that pretty much defeats the purpose of having a wingman. (An un-awesome wingman will  most likely not do the things aforementioned)

Luckily, I have a best friend who (in my opinion) isn't as attractive as I am (hopefully that doesn't make me sound too stuck up) and he has the biggest pair I have ever seen. The man will walk up to a group of hot chicks without hesitation and he will talk me up like a boss. Plus, he's awesome.

References:

http://www.askmen.com/top_10/dating_top_ten_100/119_dating_list.htmlhttp://www.brocode.com/code/article-13http://www.swag-city.com/images/jiu23/211491.jpg