Article 11: Bros Moving

A bro may ask another bro to help him move. But only after first disclosing an honest estimate on both time-commitment and number of large furniture pieces. If the bro has vastly underestimated either  of these things, his bros retain the right to leave his possessions where they are, in most cases stuck in a doorway.

It's good for bros to move every once in a while, especially if he broke up with his girlfriend and this is part of the fallout part of loving thy neighbor (to be discussed later) process. If you are the bro who is moving out asks for help moving things, it is highly recommended that you provide a bribe of beer and pizza. The cases of beer and number of pizzas should add up to the number of large furniture pieces divided by two and multiplied by the estimated number of hours it will take to move everything. 

Every extra hour or piece of heavy furniture that the moving bro does not account for counts as 2 pizzas or cases of beer

Suggested punishments if bro does not provide beer or pizza:

• Lodging of heavy furniture in doorway
• Bumped from list of "people to share season tickets with"
• Bro is required to help move out one of the offended bros move out
• Offended bro does not have to require Beer or Pizza to Original offender
• Assigned to solar refraction seat in living room
• Temporary removal from usual golf foursome