Article 2: Entitlement to Stupidity

A bro is always entitled to do something stupid as long as the rest of his bros are all doing it. For example... If only one Spanish dude were to run down the street in front of a bunch of angry bulls, people would have been like "Dude, come on!!". The license to be stupid is why we have bros in the first place.

After careful ponderance of this article, I have found it to be of the utmost accuracy. If you think about it, just imagine what the people watching the first football or rugby game were thinking "what the heck are these people doing bashing their heads at one another for fun?" but, since everyone was doing it, it's kind of a big deal nowadays. Remember: just because a bro is entitled to do something stupid doesn't mean he isn't going to be called a dipshit for it. (I would say this article applies to pretty much everything except for suicide. and murder. and violent crime. but i guess you'll just have to deal with the cops for the murder and violent crime) So if you remember your mom saying: "If your friend Billy jumped off of a bridge, would you?" the bro-approved answer would be somewhere along the lines of "No, but if Billy AND Fred, John, Tucker, and Phil did, then it would be ok"