Article 4: Secrecy Clause

A bro never divulges the existence of the bro code to a woman. It is a sacred document not to be shared with chicks for any reason.

The Bro Code is a document of the utmost secrecy, if a bro shall divulge the existence of this magnificent work of awesomeness, then he shall be shunned by his bros (possibly for life). If an event comes up during which a bro needs to reference a bro code article, he should simply say “dude, Bro’s before hoes” or something close to that in order to tell the bro about that article and also to keep the location of the rule a secret. If a chick figures out about the bro code, a bro must do everything in his power to make her believe otherwise. This is law. And never forget it.

Remember chicks: this is nothing more than a work of fiction that does nothing more than mock the fundamental differences between the male and female species, and my blogging that goes with! By the way, I love how you did your hair today!